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Action Battle Team -  Matt had his bag stolen today. Inside was, amongst other things, his house keys. And his group certificate. With the address of the ABT fortress on it!!

That's right, the apartment that Matt and Dan share has had its security compromised. SO they're camping out there tonight. With baseball bats and frypans to clobber any hoodlums that try to break in. And hopefully not clobber the locksmith they've rung.

So tune in tonight for: 

ACTION BATTLE TEAM: 

THE STAKE OUT.

And of course we get the cleaner here at Nova to read the gossip, there's a free pizza or pasta with the 7.50 Thrifty, and Perth's top ten! Check out our Facebook & MySpace and friend us. Also, you can follow us on Twitter!

Action Battle Team - 12/06/2009

1 -Dash and Will chat with us 2 - World Record Attempt - World's Youngest Club DJ 3 - What's your best comeback 4 - DJ DARTH VADER OF THE CROSSFADER (4 yrs, 364 days old)

Action Battle Team - 11/06/2009

1 - world record attempt - world's largest tuba ensemble 2 - new world record attempt - most people on a bench 3 - gutsy grannies 4- goss with dean

Action Battle Team - 10/06/2009

1 - A tribute to Britney, who's coming to Perth 2 - Strangest thing you've seen in a kebab shop 3 - World record attempt - most kisses in a minute 4 - Goss with Deano

Action Battle Team - 09/06/2009

1. New iPhone - what ahve you regretted buying? 2. What idea was stolen from you? 3. Lovely Liveable Perth 4. World Record Attempt - World's longest Shhhhhh 5. Gossip with Deano 6. Nudist Discrimination

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The Deen

All this week listen in to Action Battle Team from 7pm weeknights and you could score a double VIP membership to The Dean plus go in the running for a brand spankin new surfboard

 

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Temper Tantrums

What tips you over into a temper? Let us know what makes you lose your temper and you and a mate could be
flying to Japan to see The Temper Trap at Summersonic.

Click here to enter

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Wanna spend a night with the ABT boys?

No....ok how about we throw in a limo and VIP package to Perth's newest night spot? Now you're tempted...get all the details HERE.

 

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Records are tumbling...sort of...not...

We had our performance review last week and the news wasn't good...so in order to turn around our form slump of late, all this week Dan will be attempting to break world records. We emphasise the word attempting!

Listen to our performance review:

MONDAY
Eating 8 Forrero Rochers in under 1 minute.

TUESDAY
The longest “Shhhhh!”

WEDNESDAY
Most Kisses in a Minute.

THURSDAY
World's largest tuba ensemble / Most people sitting on a chair

FRIDAY
Worlds youngest club DJ

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Little Boots confirms she's playing Parklife

Little Boots, doe-eyed english cutie slash 'Best Musician Ever of 2009', rang us up, and dropped a bombshell: she's going to be playing Parklife! Oh, she also talked to us about Gretel Killeen, her gangsta L.A. mates, and gave Dan some tips on Skyping his mum.

 

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Worst way of getting out of a fine ever?

Friend of the ABT, Emma, panicked when asked for her non-existent ticket on a train to Curtin the other day, and made up the worst excuse ever. She thought she'd gotten away with it, but we decided to call her, pretending to be "Detective Russell Peters, Railway Squad". Hear her freak out below...

 

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Real life PORN stars!

Action Battle Team finally got lucky with the ladies, and all we had to do was send in some porn stars. Actual porn stars Keisha Kane and Ree Petra came (ahem) into the studio to tell us about behind the scenes on a porn shoot, the day to day life and relationships of a person who sexes for a living, and to lick eachothers' feet and explore eachothers' cleavages with lollypops.

CLICK HERE to check out all the pics and check out the video to the right.

And below is the uncut audio of the whole chat!

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When pig flu zombies attack, only one ABT member will survive

ABT got an email from our head office saying Nova had bought swine flu antidote, in case of a pig zombie outbreak. Matt sent back an email saying we definitely wanted the antidote. And now it's arrived. Except there's only one dose...

Which ABT member should get the antidote? We'll be doing tests all week to see which ABT member would survive the longest and serve the species the best in the event of a pig zombie outbreak. A different test each night.

THE FIRST TEST: we took an IQ test. Who was smarter? Dan's self professed creative genius (he has a degree in poetry!) or Matt's Chem/Physics/Calculus nerd smarts? Hear the results below:

THE SECOND TEST: in order to decide who is best fit to carry on the human race, we took a sperm test. Who's got more junk in the trunk? Find out below:

THE FINAL TEST: Marksmanship. We went down to Lone Ranges shooting range and found out who would be better dealing with oncoming pig zombies with a Smith and Wesson. The pics are here, and the video is to the right!