ABT TOP 5 SPORT VIDEOS

ABT have gone sport mad because of the "O-word" games in Beijing so here are the best 5 "sporting" videos on the internet in our opinion. Beware, we haven't played sport since 2002.

Mariah Carey tries to pitch a major league baseball and fails.

What happens when a horse called "Hoof Hearted" runs in a race.

World's worst student TV sport reporter, but he coins the phrase "boom goes the dynamite". CRINGEful.

Alan Partridge commentates soccer.

Ali G interviews the Beckhams (come on, it's a sport video! Beckham plays soccer!)

Okay so none of them are actually of sport... But jump on the chat room and tell us where some good ones are okay?

How far would you fake for Faker?

So you want to check out Faker in Sydney? All you have to tell us is how far you would go to fake your way to see Faker side of stage in Sydney. SMS us a situation – along the lines of "I’d blag my way into Qantas by saying I’m a pilot", or "I’d get a booking at one of the top restaurants in town by dropping Russell Crowe’s name", and we might just call you back and ask you to do it on air!

Catch FAKER Friday 5th September at Metro City get your tickets from www.heatseeker.com.au.

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DID DAN GET A GIRL'S HAIRCUT??

Everyone in the Nova office is saying that Dan has "accidentally" been given a girl's haircut. Is it true? His old hair was girly enough! Click here and decide!

KATY PERRY'S YEARBOOK PHOTO

What did Katy Perry look like when she was at school? Was she singing about kissing girls? Was she a band geek? Was her year four teacher called "Mister Tibbles"? We here at ABT can only answer the first of those questions. See her yearbook photo here. Tell us if you think "hot" or "cold" "not".

VIDEO AWESOMENESS!!!1!!1one

Dan spends all of his time at work either making coffee (record so far: 6 in one day), stealing CDs from the music office (record so far: 16 in one day), and surfing YouTube. But at least the YouTube part can help the website! Here are Dan's latest picks:

Here's a skateboarding video, but its shot in slo-mo, you can see every board movement, its actually quite impressive/strangely majestic. I tried to be a pro skater when I was 14, but I was too scared by it to even try and ollie.

MGMT are gonna be here in Perth soon, which is awesome, because ABT love them like a leper loves glue. Their latest tune is called Electric Feel, see the video here, and the making of here (part one) and here (part two).

Ernie and Bert's rap video. I don't know how someone sat through so many hours of Sesame Street to synchronise the mouths so perfectly, but thank god they did, because this is amazing.

HOLY COW! SOMEONE HAS FOUND BIGFOOT!

Everyone is flipping out here at the ABT HQ (well, just Dan is). Bigfoot has been found, dead in the South of USA, just like Elvis! And now he (allegedly...) is lying dead in a freezer, what a guy. See the leaked photos here. 

Also, here is a very unprofessional video the two "Bigfoot Hunters" made: the scientist in it is a fake! Does that mean the dead Bigfoot is too?

This is Matt's side of the story; but Dan prefers to believe this!

PNAU GIVE THEIR CRAZIEST INTERVIEW YET

Australia's best ever dance duo (sorry Presets, and ... um ... Veronicas), PNAU, are best mates with ABT since Dan and Matt danced onstage with them at the Big Day Out. They are total nutcases, and you can tell from this interview. Don't say we didn't warn you.

AM I NOT PRETTY ENOUGH?

Remember the Chinese Nikki Webster who sang at the opening ceremony? Well ABT has found out that she is a FAKE! Apparently the voice we heard was a child deemed to ugly for TV by China's government. What hideous beast child could be this disgusting? If you dare to click here, the ugly, golden-voiced child is on the left, and the beautiful lip sync'er is on the right.

DUDE GETS BIZZAY WITH PARK BENCH; ALMOST LOSES PENIS

The title says it all. We all love park benches, but we don't love them. Except this guy.

PINK IS ANGRY AT THE ACTION BATTLE TEAM

Little o'l Nova 937 played Pink's song "So What" before any other radio station in the world, and then the Action Battle Team rang WPLJ in America and rubbed it in that we beat them to it! Pink was kind enough to tell us exactly what she thought of our little indiscretion in a note she wrote.

WOLFMOTHER BREAK UP! WE'VE GOT PROOF!

The rumours are true! Dan does nickname his penis "Lord Henry"! But also, Wolfmother are splitting! The Action Battle Team hacked into their boss's computer, and have the actual press release sent to us by Universal Records! Click here to see what the labels send the media when bands break up!

DAN DOES LIVE STAND UP (AND FAILS)

Dan once again did a stand up set at the Llama Bar comedy club, under the Nova Studios. AND it was all broadcast live on air! AND all the (very lame) jokes came from the ABT listenership! Yikes...

See what happened the first time we did this by watching the video here!

And the second time is here!

ABT & GYROSCOPE JAMMIN IT IN YOUR CLASS!!

Matt and Dan grabbed the Casanovas, Nova Boy and their mates GYROSCOPE and took them to John Septimus Roe Anglican College to rock out during their lunch break. Louisa and her school had 922 signatures on their petition which is how they won Gyroscope jamming in their gym! 

Check out the photos here! And the video is here!

And stay tuned for more bands that could be rocking your school.......

LIVE @ The Library

Get the crew together for after work drinks and catch Action Battle Team LIVE @ THE LIBRARY NIGHTCLUB, this Friday night, 7-10pm. 

Come and join us to warm up your weekend. It’s going to be happening every Friday in July and August. Doors open 7pm, so get in early! 

The Library Nightclub www.librarynightclub.com.au 69 Lake Street Northbridge.