Women with bigger butts have the one thing everyone wants
Women with larger rear ends have smarter kids, because science says so
Some scientists from the University of Pittsburgh recently looked at the development of babies’ brains, and they discovered something v. v. interesting.
What they saw was that it all depended on fat supplies located in their mum’s behinds and thighs, and the amount stored in those areas might directly influence a child’s intelligence. Author of Why Women Need Fat, William D. Lassek, elaborated on the idea to The Sunday Times.
"The fat in these areas is a depot for building a baby's brain. It looks as if women have evolved to accumulate these fats and hold on to them — until a baby arrives. This is similar to the levels seen in bears going into hibernation or whales living in cold arctic seas."
So, in other words, women with bigger butts and bigger thighs will have smarter children.