Keira Knightley Said No To A Sex Scene With Alexander Skarsgard And We're V. Concerned

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Extremely.

There comes a time in every person's life when their true purpose is revealed.

With a shimmer, a glow, a sweet bathing of light, mine has come to me today in the form of a single question. 

Is Keira Knightley okay?

'Cause she opted for a body double rather than hump Alexander Skarsgard.

She.

Said.

No.

To.

This?!

Okay context.

Context is important (not just gifs of Mr. Skarsgard).

So, Keira has gone topless in films before but decided to put this practice on ice after having her daughter Edie in 2015, which, fair.

Therefore when the sexytimes scene came up (... hehehe) in her new flick The Aftermath with Alexander Skarsgard, Keira made the conscious choice with her human brain to use a body double and eat cake in the corner.

Instead of wiggle her bits on Alexander Skarsgard.

She chose CAKE.

Over Alexander Skarsgard.

Alexander Skarsgard.

"They (filmmakers) were like, 'What kind of body do you want?' I go, 'Wow, I'll have that one!'" she told U.S. morning show Live with Kelly and Ryan.

"She was very nice, and they (body double and Skarsgard) apparently had a lovely time, and I got to not take my clothes off and eat cake on the other side of the room!"

OF COURSE THEY HAD A LOVELY TIME.

Now, it's certainly every person's choice whether they'd like to get nudey-rudey or rumpy-pump on screen and we respect Keira's choice but lets be honest.

Cake can be had at any time.

Hours of physical contact with AS cannot.

#iskeiraknightleyokay?

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Written By Ally Parker
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