Superfans reveal conspiracy theory behind Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson's relo

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This changes EVERYTHING!

Buckle in folks 'cause we're about to delve into conspiracy territory.

No, not that one about Justin Bieber being a lizard person.

Rather, the one about Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson's relationship.

Twitter user @nicolewboyce (who mayyybe has too much time on her hands, but lawdy are we still grateful) has peformed the deepest of social media deep dives to produce what can only be described as a 'robust' timeline:

As can be seen above, Ariana broke up with Mac Miller on May 9, Pete called off his thing with Cazzie David on May 16 and the rumoured engagement took place June 9 (with a custom-made ring worth nearly $100K that took two weeks to make).

"Pete called me at the end of May and said 'Look, I'm getting a ring. This is what I want,'" Greg Yuna aka the jeweller, told E! News.

"And I told him that I had the right ring for him. He didn't tell me who it was for but told me to keep it a secret. He didn't tell me anything about it."

Twitter had a pretty obvious reaction to the presence of a timeline in and of itself:

But then, someone who has even MORE time on their hands (@melbatoastmarie) revealed we all missed one crucial detail.

If this is true, than it means Pete was kissing Ariana's cheek in that pic just three days before he broke up with Cazzie.

And it only goes deeper. 

Refinery29 reckon the pair were actually together a lot earlier than revealed. 

"This means the latest Davidson could have called Yuna about the ring is May 19, two days before the "casual" relationship was announced; two days after Us Weekly reported his split from David; a week after he and Grande were seen hanging out at the SNL after party," Refinery29 report.

"This relationship has moved fast, but even that is pushing it. The tattoos, the ring, the social media fawning: this feels less like the behavior of a brand new couple and more like the behavior of a couple who has finally been allowed to brag about their relationship."

So, after all that, two questions remain:

1) Are the tattoo and polaroids etc. just the PDA they hid for so long springing to the surface, or the rush of a new romance?

And

2) Does that mean this is the darkest timeline?

Image: Instagram / Ariana Grande

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